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Lev Ivanovich Borisov was a Russian actor. Brother of Oleg Borisov. He was a People's Artist of Russia.
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\"Splitting of the Breast\" is the sixteenth episode of the Japanese anime television series Neon Genesis Evangelion, which was created by Gainax. The episode was written by Hideaki Anno and Hiroshi Yamaguchi, and directed by Kazuya Tsurumaki. The series' protagonist is Shinji Ikari, a teenage boy whose father Gendo recruits him to the special military organization Nerv to pilot a gigantic, bio-mechanical mecha named Evangelion into combat with beings called Angels. In the episode, Shinji is absorbed into an Angel called Leliel in a space of imaginary numbers called Dirac sea. Shinji has a vision in which he sees another self as a child and discusses his lifestyle.
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