{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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The Eighth was a federal holiday in the United States from 1828 until 1861 commemorating the U.S. victory in the Battle of New Orleans on January 8, 1815.
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Itraura is a village in Chhatoh block of Rae Bareli district, Uttar Pradesh, India. It is located 47Â km from Raebareli, the district headquarters. As of 2011, Itraura has a population of 670 people, in 120 households. It has one primary school and no healthcare facilities. It belongs to the nyaya panchayat of Paraiya Namaksar.
"}{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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